The Ayers/Obama/Oprah/ Nutty-Billionare/McCain Terrorist Sleeper Cell

Here's an odd coincidence:

Harold Simmons, the nutjob behind the multi-million dollar ad campaign alleging a link between Obama and "domestic terrorist" William Ayers, is BFF with Obama-superfan Oprah!! Okay, maybe not BFF, but definitely "dear friends" -- err, better make that frenemies now. Their adorable history, according to oprahsschool.com:

Mr. Simmons along with his "better half", Annette, became acquainted with Oprah Winfrey when they were neighbors in California.

Ms. Winfrey bought the Simmons' estate in Montecito for fifty million dollars. She has featured Mrs. Simmons' tea party on her show as well as the sweet potato festival held in Golden.

Mr. Simmons gave Ms. Winfrey five million to help her build a girls school in South Africa.

Oprah Winfrey has powerful friends and Harold Simmons is showing his "sweet" side by giving to the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa.

Wait a minute. If William Ayers was part of the Weather Underground, and Obama was neighbors with Ayers, and Oprah supports Obama, and Harold Simmons is friends with Oprah, and Harold Simmons supports John McCain, then doesn't that make John McCain... a terrorist???

We will continue to keep you updated as this web of intrigue unravels. Consider yourself on Orange Alert in the meantime.
-